Total Medals Earned: 309 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,510 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/50 points)
+1 to being progressive!
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
First you get the money...
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/265 points)
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 2/18 (60/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/265 points)
Complete the Tutorial
Publish 2 Micro Games
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/365 points)
Answer a question about a strategy game
Answer the multiple selection question
Answer a question about a defense game
Answer 10 questions
Answer a question about a game by Smart Flash Games
Answer 25 questions without clicking on the 'Play It!' button
Complete the Player difficulty level
Unlock 50 game buttons in the Gallery
Answer 20 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions
Gain 15 golden cups in a row in the Time Trial mode
Earn 120 golden cups
Answer 150 questions
Answer 50 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions in one Time Trial game
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/39 (25/430 points)
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Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension